[Gumlegs]

"That tactic only works with the unstable and easily distracted, but not with critical thinkers."

How does this disqualify you? :)

Matchett's thinking has been critical for years ... on life support, actually.

[Matchett-PI]

"[my]..thin..g has been critical for years ... on life support, actually."

Poor thin..g. Maybe I can be of HELP