I have been trying for 10 minutes to:
1. Figure out what an "ear squat" is,
2. Come up with some funny line about "ear squats,"
3. Determine why anyone should or would ever be interested in "ear squats,"
4. Decide if I should ask the wife if she wants to do "ear squats."
All four attempts have been total failures!
It's just those damn Maylasians pulling our legs. Or ears. They got together and said, "Let's put out this thing about ear squats. The dumb Americans will spend all their time trying to figure out what they are!"
In answer to 2: A monkey goes into a bar and says "Hey, anybody here hear of ear-squats?"
"What's all this I hear about 'ear squash'?! Why, I've heard of having ears so dirty you could grow potatoes in them, but never squash! Is this some kind of new craze the kids are doing? Back in my day, we would never dream of putting squash in our ears! And another thing. . . ."
I STILL don't really understand "Ear Squats", but I find this thread entertaining.
I told my wife about it, and she looked at me funny...she said "You are so naive..."
To her, it was self-evident. I said I still didn't understand, why do the ears have to be pulled, and she said "When you put your hands up there and squat...things fall out down there..."
And I went "Ooooooohhhhhh....."
I suppose I should wonder why that is self-evident to her, being an RN and all...