"Keep working on the GED, guy"
Oh, I have a degree, and some graduate work, but I consider the ongoing study and experience I've gained since then to be much more useful.
Matter of fact, one of the densest wastes of space I ever knew had a Ph.D. (As have a number of the dense, useless wastes of space I've encountered on line.)
An educated fool is still a fool.
You'll be happy to know you're the founder member of my Virtual Ignore list. Details are on my profile page. I'm sure we'll both be much happier for it.