Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations

Yahoo News ^ | 11/24/2005 | Staff

[dighton]

Dear Santa, all I want is the Thorazine concession.

[Leo Carpathian]

Three Non-governmental organizations took Hellyer’s words to heart, and approached Canada’s Parliament in Ottawa, Canada’s capital, to hold public hearings on a possible ET presence, and what Canada should do.

Have french fried Canucks to make white surrender flags and smoke legalized marywhoanna and blame it on ugly americeans. Oh, and start teaching eeeteeebonics language at all prestigious universities. This is getting series, out of the showers!

[finnman69]

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

Here are secret photos from this moonbats files of the secret base and weaponry....

[MEG33]

;)

[MEG33]

In my heart I know it's true. ;)

[edcoil]

Well, at least we don't have to worry about global warming.

[Bean Counter]

"UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

I wonder if Canuckistan granted them overflight priveledges...

[Dark Skies]

Is that Moonbase Alpha?

[Wacka]

This guy is just jealous that all the aliens meet with the President, Rush, and other Americans and not with any Canadians. I saw it in the Weekly World News!

[Leatherneck_MT]

One thing has always bothered me about Roswell.

Most of the incidents there can be brushed off as fantasy, but one thing can not be.

Major Marcell was the Intel Officer of the 509th bomb group. THE only Atomically armed Bomber force at the time.

His job REQUIRED that he be absolutely knowledgeable about everything that flew in the skies. Both ours and theirs (meaning the Soviets at the time).

Allegedly this man made a mistake in identifying a weather balloon target system. A Device he had seen hundreds if not thousands of times as an Unidentified Flying Object.

Why was this man not immediately relieved of his post and given a competancy hearing and either forced to resign his commission or retire?

The only reason I can come up with is that he had in his hands something he truly could not identify and had never seen before and therefore was telling the truth.

This part of the story is not fiction, it's fact.

If the man was so incompetant as to not be able to identify a simple weather balloon taget box as what it was. He should have been immediately removed from his post.

But he wasn't.

[MARKUSPRIME]

Oh canada....you are becoming more retarded by the day. Sad really you used to be a really good"serious" ally.

[michaelt]

This guy obviously doesn't know what he is talking about.

Bush is interested in starting an intragalactic war, not an intergalactic war. Bush knows we have to defeat the aliens in our own galaxy first.

[MARKUSPRIME]

I believe that the universe could have some advanced civilization and maybe they have visited, but this canadian idiot is blaming a future intergalatic war already on the US.
Its not like if we did have any intel on UFO's that we would even share it with our closest allies.What a moron.

[aculeus]

He's aiming for this list.



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[Wacka]

William Shatner
Lorne Greene
Michael J. Fox
Leslie Nielsen

[6SJ7]

Just wait until Michael Moore

He is an alien, also known as Jaba the Hut.

More like "Pizza the Hut".

[Mike Darancette]

Er, OK. Intergalactic war

How will Canada handle an ET invasion?

Set up new ethnic neighborhoods in Toronto and Vancouver.

[Dark Skies]

More importantly, are France, Germany, and Russia going to side with the aliens?

[MilleniumBug]

Kerry & Kennedy are scary aliens but they don't seem to remember where they stashed their WMDs so we should be able to deal with it.

[Names Ash Housewares]

Of course this nut was also against the Iraq war.