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Confessions of a photocopier repairman
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| November 23,2005
| Will Sturgeon
Posted on 11/25/2005 5:21:28 AM PST by Past Your Eyes
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To: Past Your Eyes
Lysol is now mandatory for all copier repairmen's kit.
To: Past Your Eyes
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11/25/2005 5:25:24 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Past Your Eyes
However, one of the most alarming tales comes to us from service engineer Steven Mannion of northern England. "I had to repair a machine with a photocopy of a man's groin jammed in it," Mannion said. You can't make this stuff up.
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11/25/2005 5:27:51 AM PST
by
Paleo Conservative
(Hey hey ho ho Andy Heyward's got to go!)
To: Past Your Eyes
I was working on design of a large console with a couple of monitors for a nameless US government agency. The customer liaison was a very conscientious lady who wanted everything just right, including the operator's chair. We had gone through three or four sample chairs that didn't satisfy her. I offered the suggestion to our boss that we make the copy machine available to her, along with a few minutes privacy, and we could have data to work from. Didn't go over too well.
To: billorites
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posted on
11/25/2005 5:31:58 AM PST
by
Cagey
(Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
To: Cagey
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posted on
11/25/2005 5:45:05 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: billorites
ROFLMAO!! Does that floor look a little damp there?
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posted on
11/25/2005 5:49:58 AM PST
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: Past Your Eyes
Where are the "managers" at these office parties?
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posted on
11/25/2005 5:52:47 AM PST
by
manwiththehands
(Happy Thanksgiving to our heroes in Iraq. God bless you and Godspeed. Come home safe.)
To: manwiththehands
Where are the "managers" at these office parties?Probably sitting up on the copy machine so they can better observe things.
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posted on
11/25/2005 5:57:04 AM PST
by
FreePaul
To: manwiththehands
Where are the "managers" at these office parties? Off to the supply closet to fetch some more paper.
"Yeah, that's the ticket.
I was only in the supply closet...
getting some more copy paper...
With my new secretary... Morgan Fairchild."
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11/25/2005 6:04:23 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸Ooooh...I think I over-medicated¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸)
To: Past Your Eyes
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posted on
11/25/2005 6:04:51 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Past Your Eyes
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posted on
11/25/2005 6:21:32 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
To: billorites; Past Your Eyes
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posted on
11/25/2005 6:41:52 AM PST
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Cagey
(Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
To: Past Your Eyes
To: Past Your Eyes
They need one of these:
To: 19th LA Inf
I remember Paul Harvey commented on a woman being fired for an incident with a photocopier. Must have been in the early 1970s.
A few days later, he read a letter from a listener saying that "she didn't get fired for....she got fired for getting behind in her work."
To: Mushinronshasan
I am so proud of the capitalist free market. No demand will stay unsatisfied for long.
To: Past Your Eyes
Bump for slow day at work.
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posted on
11/25/2005 7:12:38 AM PST
by
Deguello
(Women will be the death of me.)
To: Paleo Conservative
He was trying to reproduce.
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posted on
11/25/2005 7:13:40 AM PST
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bigsigh
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