[VOA]

What's with the two watches???

I've NEVER met a person that wore two watches (at once, that is).

But maybe I just run with a strange crowd...

[Bernard]

In my old neighborhood, Red used to wear 3 watches - one was set to Chicago time, one to London (UK), and one to Warsaw. That way he could tell if he was on time anywhere he had ever lived.

Of course, he also used to pitch for the Cubs every Sunday afternoon - at least that's what he told us before he walked into the secret entrance to Wrigley Field which was located behind the door of a tavern at Lawrence and Austin...