Don't take this too seriously. I just needed some levity this morning.
Tom is in the oven.
but..
Was I supposed to take the feathers off?
Feathers are optional but you were supposed to chop off his head first. Now you are going to get pecked every time you open the oven to check on him. :')
:D You are a bad bad man. LOL!
Is Tom dead? WAIT! Is Tom the turkey, or did some male person named Tom make the mistake of asking you bright and early this morning when the food would be ready to eat??
Thanks for the humor- I needed it, am showing my 16 year old Thanksgiving Cooking 101.
Omly with a propane torch.