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To: phantomworker
I would think the public would vote Newton inventing gravity as the winner.

That was a great invention, but it made the world a lot more dangerous than it was before things started falling. It did get all those damn leaves out of the air, though. That's when people discovered the stars. It's a Muslim that lie they knew about them before then.

20 posted on 11/23/2005 6:19:54 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Right Wing Assault
That was a great invention, but it made the world a lot more dangerous than it was before things started falling. It did get all those damn leaves out of the air, though. That's when people discovered the stars.

That is really funny!

25 posted on 11/23/2005 6:21:31 PM PST by phantomworker (A new day! Begin it serenely; with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense!)
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To: Right Wing Assault
That was a great invention, but it made the world a lot more dangerous than it was before things started falling. It did get all those damn leaves out of the air, though. That's when people discovered the stars.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

248 posted on 11/23/2005 11:10:32 PM PST by latina4dubya
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