[pipecorp]

oops, sorry, sooo where do 1.3 billion....|-)

[MarkeyD]

Anywhere they want.

One point three billion Chinese walk into a bar.

They order a beer, pay up, and then just sit there, sipping their drinks, not saying a word.

Finally, the bartender can't stand it anymore. "We don't see many Chinese in here," he says.

"And with this atmosphere of hedonistic individualism capitalistically exploiting the labor of the masses and wasting the people's agricultural resources," say the Chinese, "you won't see many more."