[Prodigal Son]

‘‘Since when did the term abstinence change to include the two most ineffective forms of birth control possible?”

Well, actually, the second and third least effective. The least effective being intercourse and just playing the odds against pregnancy- "Poke and Hope"- if you will.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

True.

I don't know how they think they've brought abstinence into the picture.