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To: Lazamataz

Well, by torture, I mean I put panties on its head and make naked-turkey pyramids.

And put it on a dog collar while a cigarette-smoking female military policeman looks on.

Argh! Ok, ya got me beat. I just talk dirty to my turkey.
There's stuffing and then THERE'S STUFFING!

35 posted on 11/23/2005 12:38:49 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (What? Me worry?)

To: VeniVidiVici

There's stuffing and then THERE'S STUFFING!

You ever here the Imus in the Morning 'fake commercial' by Wilfred Brimley? That's right along that avenue.

So to speak.

37 posted on 11/23/2005 12:41:03 PM PST by Lazamataz (When life gives you lemons, kick it in the shins and take its wallet.)

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