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We're having a lot of people over for dinner tomorrow, and I was concerned about how so many will be liberals. What I plan to do is to remind people that we're all supposed to talk about how thankful we are and that if if anyone wants to complain or snipe at the President then they're all welcome to come back for Festivus.
Festivus is when we'll have the airing of grievances, followed by feats of strength. I was thinking of using the aluminum pole to demonstrate the strength of my arguments on the lib's brains.
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah! And I'll raise you an Amen.I'm the only conservative in a family of liberals. I have a very nice custom dental bite plate.
"More stuffing?""More sweet potatoes?""More stuffing?""More bread?""More stuffing?"
Liberals love free food, and it shuts them up for a while!
(Hey, nifty boat!) :)