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"But can you drive a ten penny nail through a 4x4 with the head of your penis?"

No.

Well, a girl has to have standards...

My favorite line from "Real Genius"

47 posted on 11/23/2005 5:53:47 AM PST by lafroste (gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))

58 posted on 11/23/2005 6:18:59 AM PST by LibertarianInExile (Cowards cut and run. Marines never do. Murtha can ESAD, that cowardly, no-longer-a-Marine, traitor.)

If it's your favorite line from that movie (mine too), you can at least spent 10 seconds getting it right:

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Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?

David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.

Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight: Not right now.

Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.