[martin_fierro]

an awe-struck Shawnee Wang

PLEASE

MAKE

IT

STOP

TOO

MANY

JOKES

[SW6906]

I gotta check in on this thread later........I can see this one goiing on and on and on.

[Apercu]

You asked for it...

The Penis, hereby requests a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
The Penis

Reply:
Dear Mr. Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after a brief work period.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have
completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering, and exiting, the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management