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Push envy of Iron Crotch aside as you contemplate phallic feat
Oakland Tribune ^ | 11/23/2005 | Grace Rauh

Posted on 11/23/2005 5:09:29 AM PST by csvset

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To: usmcobra

"I've come to grip with the fact that I couldn't pull off any humorous comments on this subject."

I think you handled it quite well.

BTW, you are cordially invited to join the ping list. 8)


81 posted on 11/23/2005 6:54:51 AM PST by LibertarianInExile (Cowards cut and run. Marines never do. Murtha can ESAD, that cowardly, no-longer-a-Marine, traitor.)
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To: hispanarepublicana
where do I send my resume to get a job like that?

Being kicked? I believe you could just go out on the street and ask anyone to do that for ya.

82 posted on 11/23/2005 6:55:16 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: trebb

"I'd be more impressed if he could push the truck..."

PUSH the truck? Where would he stick his...er...wouldn't that leave him bent like a Clinton?


83 posted on 11/23/2005 6:56:07 AM PST by LibertarianInExile (Cowards cut and run. Marines never do. Murtha can ESAD, that cowardly, no-longer-a-Marine, traitor.)
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To: ShadowAce

No.....my past experience and background are more suited to doing the kicking.


84 posted on 11/23/2005 6:56:15 AM PST by hispanarepublicana (Chuck Cooperstein is a tool.)
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To: ShadowAce

"Being kicked? I believe you could just go out on the street and ask anyone to do that for ya."

Beat ya to it! LOL!


85 posted on 11/23/2005 6:57:12 AM PST by LibertarianInExile (Cowards cut and run. Marines never do. Murtha can ESAD, that cowardly, no-longer-a-Marine, traitor.)
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To: usmcobra
Nothing funnier than a good kick in the crotch.

86 posted on 11/23/2005 6:57:25 AM PST by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: Junior

"This thread is going to be pulled. I just know it."

It'll be yanked quickly, jerked off the board soon, I bet.


87 posted on 11/23/2005 6:58:30 AM PST by LibertarianInExile (Cowards cut and run. Marines never do. Murtha can ESAD, that cowardly, no-longer-a-Marine, traitor.)
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To: csvset

" the biggest penis pull of all time"



giggle


88 posted on 11/23/2005 6:59:59 AM PST by brwnsuga (Proud, Black, Conservative!)
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To: csvset

I really thought this thread would have been
"pulled" by now. No pun intended of course.


89 posted on 11/23/2005 7:00:29 AM PST by WKB (If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
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To: evets

"It works on so many levels!"

--Homer J. Simpson


90 posted on 11/23/2005 7:01:58 AM PST by LibertarianInExile (Cowards cut and run. Marines never do. Murtha can ESAD, that cowardly, no-longer-a-Marine, traitor.)
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To: Tom_Busch
This guy's weak IMHO. I once pulled a 100 car freight train from NY to CA with mine

What state were you in when the streching stopped and the freight train started moving?

91 posted on 11/23/2005 7:03:17 AM PST by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and there you will find the face of Islam...)
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To: csvset

On the next episode of "Family Guy"...


92 posted on 11/23/2005 7:04:21 AM PST by Alouette (Gaza: Too small to be a country, too large to be an insane asylum (thanx: Pettigru).)
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To: Tom_Busch

"This guy's weak IMHO. I once pulled a 100 car freight train..."

HO Gauge? :)


93 posted on 11/23/2005 7:04:46 AM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea
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To: LibertarianInExile

GMTA! LOL


94 posted on 11/23/2005 7:05:18 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: csvset

Man! That's what I call some serious Chi!


95 posted on 11/23/2005 7:05:22 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (An apple a day keeps the doctor away.)
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To: csvset

Big deal. He can pull out of anywhere.

And 'Shawnee Wang'??? Come on, somebody's jerkin' your...er...chain.


96 posted on 11/23/2005 7:06:04 AM PST by wildbill
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To: martin_fierro
In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashedhimself to the vehicle.

Good grief, I hope this dude doesn't hurt himself...
They may have to outfit him with a prosthetic device.

4 Ton Neiko Double Power Puller "Come Along"

97 posted on 11/23/2005 7:10:22 AM PST by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: LibertarianInExile
It'll be yanked quickly, jerked off the board soon, I bet.

Thus choking off any replies. That's just whack.

98 posted on 11/23/2005 7:19:49 AM PST by Junior (From now on, I'll stick to science, and leave the hunting alien mutants to the experts!)
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To: Army Air Corps; Ranald S. MacKenzie

I wonder if Channel 11 would go for this as an "I Beat Pete" sports challenge?


99 posted on 11/23/2005 7:21:30 AM PST by hispanarepublicana (Chuck Cooperstein is a tool.)
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To: csvset

OWWW!


100 posted on 11/23/2005 7:24:03 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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