Ah. The old parade of imaginary horribles with a sense of humor thrown into the process.
In 2016 I'm voting
Might want to wear gloves when voting. Some of the prior voters were undoubtedly Democrat and their platform suggests they engaged in hand activities that are not sanitary.
Let's see about a parade of "horribles" (stated as if such a parade is not already ongoing):
1) Elimination of Dept. of Education to expansion of its budget and agenda.
2) Respect for U.S. Boders to defeatism in the face of illegal immigration.
3) Constant mention of the depravity of abortion (and specific references to it being murder) to barely enough votes to pass parental notification in some states.
4) Sodomy illegal to sodomy ratified by support of domestic partner laws and homosexual adoptions.
5) No smoking near a gas pump to no smoking within 25 ft of the entrance of any public building.
The slope is not always slippery, but there IS a slope, and we are spending much more time sliding down it than working our way back up.