Puff the Magic Dragon:
"Jesus the magic saviour lived by the sea
in a land called Galaleeeeeeeee"
Why do I have the feeling it's already been done!
Just repeat the verse 17 times in a row, and *presto*, you've got yourself a hit, my FRiend!
In 1986, while one visitation, we went by a church gathering and heard "Yeah, Jesus, that's what I like!"...they were singing Chantilly Lace by the Big Bopper.
Personally, I enjoy altering the words of songs but you would never catch me Singing the "Ballad of Jesus Clampett" as a church special.
"Come and listen to my story 'bout man who is God."