Hehehehe no malls in the town I grew up in. Heck, they rolled up the streets at 5 Pm and everything but the bars closed :)
Your home town had more than one bar?? Gee, a pretty big place, sounds like. I'll bet you probably even had a traffic light??
My home town only had one (bar that is), and no light. We "did" have "Stop" sign, though.