[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Statement: "Report: al-Zarqawi killed by explosions in Mosul"

Response: Nah! I just saw him at the Gorman, California McDonalds parking lot. He got into a "Big Rig" and drove off into the night. He had a co-driver who looked like Elvis.

[toldyou]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Response: Nah! I just saw him at the Gorman, California McDonalds parking lot. He got into a "Big Rig" and drove off into the night. He had a co-driver who looked like Elvis.

.... who looked like Osama BinLaden.