I would buy it. Definitely!
Will it be like 'Misery' or 'The Body' ('Stand by Me')? If it will be like 'Graveyard Shift,' with all those killer rats, I don't know if I can take it. ;)
One of my favorites: 'The Dead Zone,' which is being played out right here, right now.
We FReepers are the prescient Christopher Walken character. The dangerous, self-serving, power-hungry scum of a Senator/Presidential Candidate, Greg Stillson, played by Martin Sheen, is, of course, missus clinton.
We will expose the despicable clinton as she, just like Sheen, shields her decaying and worthless low-center-of-gravity corpus with the clintons' favorite prop: 'the children.'
bump
" I have a FEVAH, and the only prescription is more cowbell"
You want scary? Most of the book will be me chasing after a woman with my pants 'round my ankles.
Scared yet?