[Forest Keeper]

Just call them Festivus Poles and be done with it.

Festivus for the rest of us!

[Windsong]

A pic for the resst of us? (of George's dad, of course)

[Malacoda]

But how could you distingush the Festivus' "Airing of Grievances" with what we do on FR every day?

[killjoy]

Oh Festivus!

Our humble holiday.

Serenity Now is our only goal today.

With glowing hearts we see thy shining pole,

No tinsel there to distract our souls!

From far and wide,

Oh Festivus, to air grievances we’re free.

Thy feats of strength are glorious to me.

Frank Costanza, we tip our hats to thee.

Oh Festivus, we’ll pin you first, you’ll see.

[hispanarepublicana]

What's the Festivus date? I'm all geared up for The Airing of Grievances ceremony, FR style:
"USE SEARCH BEFORE POSTING A NEW THREAD!!"
"IT'S SPELLED L-O-S-E-R, NOT L-O-O-S-E-R, LOSER!"