[BagelFace]

Never argue from a false premise son. Also, never make assumptions. Also, your analogy is false. The statement is not a tautology. Oh, don't go argue from a false premise, son. They'll be plenty time fer arguin' when the day is done, OH, never make assumption when your analogy is faaaaalssse, OH, a boom-ba boom-bayayyyyyy

[Darksheare]

Great, now I'll have that tune stuck in my head.
;-)