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To: Popman
Seemed like a Monty Python moment

ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man-- FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! FRENCH GUARD #1: I didn't know we were French? FRENCH GUARD #2: Of course, we else do you think we are talking in this ridiculous accent?
3,365 posted on 11/18/2005 5:44:05 PM PST by Liberty Valance (T for Texas and T for Tennessee)
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To: Liberty Valance
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man-- FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! FRENCH GUARD #1: I didn't know we were French? FRENCH GUARD #2: Of course, we else do you think we are talking in this ridiculous accent?

Oh my God!!! We just recited this entire monolouge!!!!

3,437 posted on 11/18/2005 5:47:45 PM PST by tndarlin
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