[Alice au Wonderland]

Peanuts? What makes you think that he has peanuts?

If the professor really had peanuts, he'd be shouldering a rifle or otherwise getting his "virtuous" hands dirty helping people who are new to the concept of democracy to get a grip on their "brave new world". :)

[Robe]

If you slapped a rifle in this guys hands , he'd wet his panties !!!