[Gumlegs]

Yes, but Darwin's Theory only caused those things for the Amish because the Amish think they're bad.

If you're a beer-lover, Darwin's Theory caused near-beer. You know what near-beer is? Mark Twain once observed that the man who named it was a poor judge of distance.

If you're conservative and a Catholic, Darwin's Theory caused Kennedys.

[ml1954]

You know what near-beer is? Mark Twain once observed that the man who named it was a poor judge of distance.

LOL. I'll have to remember that one.