I just wish that sometime I would have the opportunity to serve a freakin' numbskull like this. I'd hand them a paper bag (no inner hot fluid container) just full of scalding hot coffee - and watch it tumble into their upper lap and burn the parts of the body that would keep them from doing those acts that could propagate this particular flaw.
I believe you are a troll and your purpose here is to make FreeRepublic look bad.
No rational person wishes to pour scalding water in the manner and for the purpose you suggest. You are a nut.