(WE NOW TAKE YOU TO THE HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT WAR ROOM)
HEAD OF FREEPER RESEARCH: "Hey! The Freepers seem to like it when women running for office are grandmas"
HILLARY: "Really? Get me Chelsea's doctor on the phone"
CHELSEA'S DOCTOR: "Hello"
HILLARY: "Hey doc, is that brat still screwing that little snot she's been hanging around with? No matter if she is or not give her sugar pills that look like birth control pills from now on!"
CHELSEA'S DOCTOR: "I can't do that! She a patient and..."
HILLARY: "Shaddup you little p*ick! I have your f**king FBI file you f'ing b*stard mother f'ing son of a you know you now you know you now you know!! Remember Vince? I said DO YOU REMEMBER VINCE??"
CHELSEA'S DOCTOR: "OK! OK! I'll do it"
HILLARY (turning to Freeper researcher): "OK! We have that taken care of! What's next??"
JOHN MCCAIN (after popping head up from under Hillary's dress): "Can I be VP? Can I? Can I? please!? Oh, can I stop? I've been down here for an hour."
HILLARY: "Sure, you nutcase. Hey! Someone call Rosie O'Donnell! Captain McQueeg is tired again!"
JOHN MCCAIN (Returning to office): WHO STOLE THE FRICKIN' STRAWBERRIES?