You and me both. And I'm a doctor's son.
Roger that! I pulled a calf muscle about a month ago. Someone asked me why I didn't go to the doctor. I said why should I go to a doctor and have him charge me $1,000 to tell me to stay off of it for a while. The injury itself forced me to stay off it. I even made my own orthopedic shoe by taping a block of wood to the back half of my foot so I wouldn't use the calf muscle while I hobbled about. In 2 weeks I was walking normally again and could take the "orthopedic" attachment off my shoe.