Sooty
Sooty had two nights of passion.
Posted on 11/16/2005 4:07:31 PM PST by BulletBobCo
A guinea pig called Sooty enjoyed a night of passion with 24 females after fooling his way into their cage in south Wales. Sooty wooed the lady guinea pigs, one by one, and has now become the proud father of 42 baby guinea pigs from his two nights of passion.
His endeavours left staff at Little Friend's Farm, Hopkinstown, Pontypridd, amazed at his stamina.
Park owner Carol Feehan, 42, said: "I'm sure a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy.
Sooty had two nights of passion
"We knew that Sooty had gone missing and we looked for him everywhere but never thought of checking the pen where we keep the females.
"We did a head count and found 25 guinea pigs - Sooty was fast asleep in the corner.
"He was absolutely shattered - we put him back in his cage and he slept for two days."
Staff at the farm park tourist attraction thought Sooty might have hit the jackpot, but it was not until 10 weeks later that his night of passion started bearing fruit.
The farm park - which is closed for the winter - is now trying to find homes for Sooty's brood of babies.
Sooty
Sooty had two nights of passion.
2 Cute!
Bush and Karl Rove's fault!
Just one more example of the breakdown of morality in our society. :)
LOL, I like to read articles like this. :)
Should have been easy enough to spot him -- Just look for the curl of smoke coming from his groin. :=)
Rather lucky that all the females were in heat?
So did they give him 24 pizzas for the effort?
First Tom Jones, now Sooty...what's in the water in Pontypridd?
Maybe female guinea pigs that live together are like women that live together. Women that live together often have their periods at the same time.
24 paternity suits pending. Sooty asking for quick passage of a government aid program.
No, it went down like this:
Poor Sooty was tired of the food in his pen, so he went over to see what the girls were eating. They screamed "man!", grabbed him, dragged him into their pen, and had their way with him.
Sooty is innocent.
Well... not anymore.
When discovered in the females' cage Sooty sobbed; "Thank God you found me, officer! It was horrible. They forced me into it. Two days without a rest! Please, I'm the victim here!! Can't we all just get along?!"
"Richard Gere paging Sooty!" "Richard Gere paging Sooty!"
Is he Bill Clinton's pet guinea pig?
"Poor Sooty was tired of the food in his pen, so he went over to see what the girls were eating. They screamed "man!", grabbed him, dragged him into their pen, and had their way with him."
Sounds plausible.
ROFLMFAO!!!
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