Chrissie sure looked funny yesterday on Softball! He looked like someone had just told him his dog had died.
Too bad. He's been so excited for weeks now (I've been keeping an eye on him via my TiVo), that he's been spitting clear across the room. No one is safe on his program. YUK.
[...Matthew spitting and spewing across the room...]
I hope his guests have had their shots. Could be first ever transfer of liberal bias through bodily fuilds.