"I wish the government had outlawed sticking Kudzu seeds in the dirt ..."
LOL! I don't know where you live but it is on everything here. It does help prevent errosion of the bluffs. That stuff will kill trees like mad, though.
Virginia ... "The Vine that Ate the South" isn't as bad here as in the true Deep South, but it's still present and obnoxious. We have something remotely resembling Winter, here, which may keep it under control.