I used to ride with the convoy safety officer at the end of convoy's in Germany, as interpreter. The stupid things the Germans did to get into accidents, always boggled my mind.
I remember one time, while on leave, being behind a Corporal missile carrier. If anyone remembers, there were two semi rigs, that would lift the launch pad between them, one in front, one in back. We were going up a hill on a two lane road. Just not fast enough for comrade. He whipped out in his little VW, made it halfway past, and ran into the face of oncoming traffic. I was already braking for torn metal. All he did was duck under the missile and drive there, until the traffic cleared, popped out and finished passing.
Haha! I think I saw that in a movie once. I have never been in such a hurry that I would be willing to play hide and seek under a ballistic missile!