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The mixup between the Czech Republic and Switzerland is understandable. There's a Brno in the Czech Republic and a Bern in Switzerland.
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Why do they need an accurate map, when they don't want to report this story in the first place?
CNN
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again.
Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants.
"Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control.
The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored.
He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them.
The less they stand out the better.
I don't think it's real.
Anyone can photoshop something with the CNN logo.
That IS funny.
The Strasbourg forces have invaded Munich, the Toulousian infantry has taken over land in both Switzerland and Austria and "France" is smack dab in the middle of Poland without the use of even one Stuka. Darn, how did I miss this?
I wonder what the Bordeauxski wines will be like?
The politically correct crowd and the Crappy News Network can't get political maps correct....but most of their viewers will never notice.
I would not be too concerned about thi. The Muslims will change the names of all of these cities and towns in due course.
Of course we are talking about a bunch of yahoos who think that there's nothing west of the Alleghenies but Injuns, boar hogs and Corn Hole, and that there's some dude in the South named Jack Daniels or something.
May a pigeon drop a collective deuce on the heads of the DUmmies of CNN.
They DO know a thing or two about (the slang of) pigeons, doncha know. :-)
