Who Cut The Cheese?
At Least We're Not Rhode Island
Like Nevada but with more taxes!
Pronounce it "Joisey"
Now with 10% less toxic waste!
We had a gay governor, so what?
'cause New York sucks
Shoot squealers, not bears.
You Have The Right To Remain Silent
You Have The Right To An Attorney
America's Punchline
"America's Punchline"
West Virginia would probably give you a run for your money on that one.