New Jersey, you might as well stay, it only gets worse the farther north you go.
New Jersey, we suck like New York, just not as much.
New Jersey, You'll LOVE the corruption! New Jersey, At least we ain't Detroit!
Dude, even New Jersey didn't vote for Walter friggin Mondale. You need to step off. Aren't you late for the next Wellstone Grave Dance? And you're picking on NJ? I suppose next you'll be making fun of our governor?
