[kidd]

You could be the future Jeff Foxworthy. You just have to rephrase the question:

"If you can name two people who wrote poetry about seagulls...you might be a Frenchman".

"If you think that the most important piece of equipment that a soldier can have is a good set of running shoes...you might be a Frnchman."

[Great Caesars Ghost]

If you can name two people who wrote poetry about seagulls

If your favorite music includes: wine, women with large breasts, cheese, sunshine, stars, boredom, and existentialism, all in the same song, you might be a Frenchman.