Do you request others to shut up while speaking up yourself at every possible occasion?
- Do you ask others to respect agreements while systematically flaunting them yourself?
- Do you think Hitler was bad but Napoleon was good?
- Do you think De Gaulle liberated France?
- Do you vote for corrupt thieves and/or liars?
- Are you proud when companies from your country buy businesses abroad but you are opposed to the sale of your national companies to foreigners?
- Do you think a nation with a GDP 4 times less than yours should financially contribute more to the EU than your own country?
- Have you ever heard of Jacques Attali?
- Do you think 2 weeks of rioting and thousands of cars burnt, not mentioning schools etc., constitute "some isolated incidents"?
- Do you call Iraq an invasion and Ivory Coast a peacekeeping mission?
- Do you think healthcare and education are free because you never received a detailed bill with those items on them?
- Do you think Chirac and Sarkozy are right-wing politicians?
- Can you name two people who made poetry about seagulls?
- Do you think the UN should have more power and responsibilities?
- Do you approve of a commission deciding what words you may use and which ones should be excluded from your language?
- Do you think mimolette is a Dutch cheese?
- Is Total-Elf just a normal oil company in your opinion?
- Is Strasbourg the capital of the EU?
- Did Lance Armstrong dope himself?
If you answered "yes" to one question, you are possibly French.
If you answered "yes" to two questions, you are probably French.
If you answered "yes" to three questions or more, you are almost certainly French.
Oh, what the Hell...
- Do you request others to shut up while speaking up yourself at every possible occasion? NON.
- Do you ask others to respect agreements while systematically flaunting them yourself? IF I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT.
- Do you think Hitler was bad but Napoleon was good? OUI.
- Do you think De Gaulle liberated France? PARTLY.
- Do you vote for corrupt thieves and/or liars? WHO DOESN'T?
- Are you proud when companies from your country buy businesses abroad but you are opposed to the sale of your national companies to foreigners? ABSOLUMENT OUI.
- Do you think a nation with a GDP 4 times less than yours should financially contribute more to the EU than your own country? WHY NOT? THAT'S CALLED "HARD BARGAINING"
- Have you ever heard of Jacques Attali? QUI?
- Do you think 2 weeks of rioting and thousands of cars burnt, not mentioning schools etc., constitute "some isolated incidents"? NON.
- Do you call Iraq an invasion and Ivory Coast a peacekeeping mission? OUI.
- Do you think healthcare and education are free because you never received a detailed bill with those items on them? NON. THEY ARE NOT FREE. AND YOU GET A BILL. YOU SEND IT TO THE SECU AND THEY PAY IT.
- Do you think Chirac and Sarkozy are right-wing politicians? OUI.
- Can you name two people who made poetry about seagulls? NON.
- Do you think the UN should have more power and responsibilities? EH... IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE... WHAT ARE THE ALTERNATIVES?
- Do you approve of a commission deciding what words you may use and which ones should be excluded from your language? OUI.
- Do you think mimolette is a Dutch cheese? NON.
- Is Total-Elf just a normal oil company in your opinion? OUI.
- Is Strasbourg the capital of the EU? NON. BUT IT'S THE CENTER OF THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT.
- Did Lance Armstrong dope himself? OF COURSE.
8 1/2 YESSES.