Sounds like you've been duped by the ACLU. Sorry about that.
What a wonderfully scientifc argument you've made against the theory of evolution there. You must astound your friends at parties with you observations about the universe.
Yes, I must have been tricked by the ACLUers who ran into my house, somehow managed to avoid being shot, and waved a shiny coin in front of my eyes --- the words "In God We Trust" scratched off with a penkinife --- shouting at me that the scientific community is NOT hiding evidence against evolution in some bunker somewhere ... millions of scientists across the world are NOT holding this evidence in secret much like the evidence of faked moon landings ...
And I chose to believe them that it's difficult to keep a secret between two brothers --- let alone millions of scientists, any of which would become rich from leaking such information against the current TOE.
I'm sure there's hundreds of scientists killed each year because they were about to publish against the TOE.
Wait, you've broken through my ACLU brainwashing! I see the truth now!
The ACLU controls the world!
By the way, you might want to return to the minor league troll boards such as DU to practice your skills further before returning here. Tell your friends there that your attempts to make thinking conservatives look like fools isn't quite working, as a retarded parrot would have a slightly larger selection of catchprases to use than you seem to exhibit.