Posted on 11/13/2005 3:44:04 PM PST by SJackson
Whoa son, are you fixing to get a butt whompin.
And you are also, unlike me - wise.
"Gitter" - as in six-shooter, axe, etc... Fun stuff.
the sad part of this silly comedy is that the airhead girls who wrote it are being treated to sumptuous sinecure positions for life, at taxpayer expense, in an economically depressed state which can ill-afford such pointless luxuries.</p>
Sigmund Freud on crack.
Okay, I can empathize with you, I really can, even though I love to go deer hunting, beginning when I was very young.
When I was a teenager, I shot a 7-point buck who had a younger spike buck hanging out with him. Since spike bucks weren't legal in Texas that year, I had to sit in my stand and watch this younger buck sniff at and nudge his very-dead "Daddy" for almost an hour as he tried to make him get up and continue on their journey. By the time this melodrama was over and the younger buck finally gave up and went home, I was crying like a baby.
I didn't go hunting for a couple of years after that. Couldn't do it. But it finally waned and I went hunting again, bound and determined that it would never happen again.
Well, sure enough, I'm out hunting again and two deer walk out down the way.
I did what you should have done with those birds: I shot both of the damn things.
My guess is there's more S&M sex among the bored liberal Michigan State University professors than there is among hunters.
Ah. I get it now. You male sexist animal, you! You mean to say "gitter" as in "git 'er!" And "six-shooter" as in "shoot-'er!"
Where do you think the words "hunter," "stalker," and "killer" came from? A man, that's who!
< /sarcasm >
(Okay, I'm even scaring myself now.)
The guys I dated who were threatening in any way NEVER hunted a thing other than a woman for a target.
This guy is looking for his own manhood, IMO.
The term originated when men, in the 19th century, decided it was more fun to hangout with friends at the pub after work than go home and massage their respective wive's feet.
All right! Hunting is now a legitimate "alternate lifestyle"!
After going into the woods with my fully automatic M-16, ACME flamethrower, a bag of anti-personnel mines and a razor sharp machete, I fantasize of going home and throwing the "wife" onto the couch and sodomizing her with a Bowie knife handle.
These pinhead "intellectuals" aren't just stupid and ignorant: they're dangerous because they somehow wrangled a degree or two that, in the minds of the MSM, make whatever vomit they spew appear to have legitimacy.
"Three female Michigan State University professors"...I stopped right there.
This is the garbage that masquerades as science in universities.
This is the feminist studies manure that is being taught to the young minds full of mush.
The term originated when men, in the 19th century, decided it was more fun to hangout with friends at the pub after work than go home and massage their respective wive's feet.
Nice try, but no, that's not what it means. Any woman could tell you what that word really means.
Extensive scientific research in the field of behavioral sciences has shown that the word "manslaughter" is the male species' clever way of disguising the phrase "man's laughter."
"Man's laughter" is what some wives receive after they sweetly and ever-so-politely ask their spouses to pick up after themselves so they can manage a 5-minute break after slaving in the kitchen to cook their man's hot meal.
(Not my spouse, of course, who's [almost] perfect in every way. :-)
These are the looney feminists who define ALL heterosexual sex as "violence on women."
LOL - I got nuttin'! You win!
BS.
This ideology creates more aggression towards woman than hunting does... all I have to say is...ANALYSE THIS!!!
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