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Insults and Insulting Quotes about France
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How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheeses? - Charles de Gaulle
A small acquaintance with history shows that all governments are selfish, and the French governments more selfish than most - Lord Eccles
France was long a despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle
It took no more effort than casting a Frenchman into Hell - Dutch saying
Attila, the scourge of God, the French, his brothers - Italian saying
France is a country where the money falls apart in your hands and you can't tear the toilet paper - Billy Wilder
The French write other than they speak, and speak other than they mean
- German saying
The friendship of the French is like their wine, exquisite, but of short duration
- German saying
Paris is like a whore, from a distance she seems ravishing, you can't wait until you have her in your arms. Five minutes later you feel empty, disgusted with yourself. You feel tricked. - Henry Miller
May the French ulcer love you and the Lord hate you. - Arabian curse
They are a short, blue-vested people who carry their own onions when cycling abroad, and have a yard which is 3.37 inches longer than other people's.
- Alan Coren, British humorist
He lies like a French bulletin. - Dutch saying
When the Frenchman sleeps, the devil rocks him. - French saying (?!)
Only a dog or a Frenchman walks after he has eaten. - French saying
To speak French means not to have any sense. - French colonial saying
French pox and a leather vest wear for life. - German saying
They [the French] do everything; they know nothing. - Italian saying
The French don't say what they mean; don't read as they write, and don't sing according to the notes. - Italian saying
Have the Frenchman for thy friend; not for thy neighbour.
- Nicephorus I, Byzantine emperor
The ignorance of French society gives one a rough sense of the infinite.
- Joseph E. Renan, French philologist, religious writer and historian
A fighting Frenchman runs away from even a she-goat. - Russian saying
The Frenchman's legs are thin, his soul little; he's fickle as the wind. - Russian saying
The Italians are wise before the act, the Germans in the act, the French after the act.
- Saying
France is a dog-hole.
- William Shakespeare, English playwright and poet, All's Well That Ends Well, c.1603
PAUL BOURGET: Life can never be entirely dull to an American. When he has nothing else to do he can always spend a few years trying to discover who his grandfather was.
TWAIN: Right, your Excellency. But I reckon a Frenchman's got a little standby for a dull time too; he can turn in and see if he can find out who his father was.
- Mark Twain, US writer
I do not dislike the French from the vulgar antipathy between neighbouring nations, but for their insolent and unfounded airs of superiority.
- Horace Walpole, British letter-writer and memoirist
And yet the Democrats were telling us to look to the french to show us the way on Iraq.
Ah, the ever-poetic Bill.
That too funny LJ rack it LOL!!!!