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To: nuconvert
You will need to purchase the following deck parts: beams, joists, posts, bevels, headers, footers, thrusters, barristers and 8,000 metric feet of galvanized mahogany.

While some of these items are questionable, you should never let a barrister on your deck.

10 posted on 11/13/2005 7:59:49 AM PST by RGSpincich
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To: RGSpincich

"you should never let a barrister on your deck."

Not unless you're planning on suing someone for the injuries you sustained in attempting to build the deck.


14 posted on 11/13/2005 8:04:17 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: RGSpincich
While some of these items are questionable, you should never let a barrister on your deck.

Although it's highly recommended to bury one UNDER your deck.

20 posted on 11/13/2005 8:23:41 AM PST by WIladyconservative (Save us from future Freepathons - set up a monthly donation!)
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To: RGSpincich

No lawyers, prosecutors will be violated.


59 posted on 11/13/2005 2:10:48 PM PST by magslinger (At the end of the day the only truly educated people are autodidacts.)
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