[This Just In]

And can you imagine what would happen if those......two.......Azatlananian(Try to say that 10 times as fast as you can) separatists burned hundreds of cars......in L.A.?! Between the SUV and hybrid car owners, they may as well light each other up because they'd be toast anyway you sliced it(Pun intended).

[one more state]

The same thing that is happening in France. The California legislature, Nancy P. and Barbra B. would try to set up a handout program to appease the disenfranchised.