I'd call a national press conference and announce that I was going to handle the Libby case the way Slick KKKlinton would:
I'd have Scooter Libby pull a hundred dollar bill out of his wallet and hand it to me in exchange for a full pardon on the spot, i.e. sell Scooter the pardon for a hundred bucks, and use the hundred to send out for pizza for all in attendence right there, and I'd have Mojo Nixon and Ice-T on hand to sing "F*** You Patrick Fitzgerald", and invite the nation to sing along.
That would be something wouldn't it! Unfortunately might negatively affect future elections.