[hosepipe]

[ No doubt the wife was bi-sexual. Either that or she will be terribly bored for eternity. ]

Muslim "heaven" is quite queer...

Qu'ran 52:24 Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded.

Qu'ran 56:17 Round about them will serve little boys of perpetual freshness.

[G.Mason]

And those "boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded ... of perpetual freshness" grow up and blow themselves up. Any wonder?