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| November 11, 2005
| Christina Stokes
Posted on 11/11/2005 7:28:03 AM PST by loreldan
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To: pepperdog
I learned my lesson after the last time.
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
11/11/2005 8:02:58 AM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: loreldan; dubyaismypresident; Hegewisch Dupa; xsmommy; Argh
Proving once again, that beer is involved in all the best things in life....
43
posted on
11/11/2005 8:03:23 AM PST
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: ElkGroveDan
44
posted on
11/11/2005 8:03:57 AM PST
by
loreldan
(Lincoln, Reagan, & G. W. Bush - the cure for Democrat lunacy.)
To: martin_fierro
45
posted on
11/11/2005 8:04:23 AM PST
by
Edward Watson
(Religious conservative social libertarians need love too!!!)
To: TC Rider
46
posted on
11/11/2005 8:07:09 AM PST
by
Edward Watson
(Religious conservative social libertarians need love too!!!)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Apparently, being a 'fish processor' seems to be a common female vocation. Maybe just a pleasant female pastime. Telltale clues abound across the nation.
Nam Vet
47
posted on
11/11/2005 8:07:28 AM PST
by
Nam Vet
(The Gaulistinians are rioting to reclaim the ancient 'holy ground' of Paris.)
To: sittnick
They're in Scotland, not England.
To: loreldan
I was in a casino in Vegas and saw a lady waiting on her husband while he went to the restroom. While she was waiting she dropped a twenty into a slot, pulled the handle and hit the big one on the first pull.
So here she stands holding a huge check for $485,000, phototogs awaiting, for her husband to return. Even though he just returned from the bathroom, I'll bet he messed his pants when he saw his wife.
Now, every time we go hit a casino, I always leave my wife at a slot while I go to the bathroom. It hasn't worked yet but I'll keep trying...
49
posted on
11/11/2005 8:09:39 AM PST
by
CommandoFrank
(Peer into the depths of hell and there you will find the face of Islam...)
To: loreldan
I remember a couple who lived next door to us around 30 years ago. They were our only neighbors for maybe half a mile and were nice folks.
He was a former star football player and she was a tiny beauty. In fact their daughter won a lot of beauty contests and I always thought the Mother was the prettier one.
Once their pump went out and of course we told them to get all the water they wanted from our faucet.
One day I happened to notice them walking away from the house with buckets of water. He was carrying a couple of gallon milk jugs, and she had two five gallon buckets.
50
posted on
11/11/2005 8:10:36 AM PST
by
yarddog
To: meanie monster
Well, I'm glad I'm not your hubby. :P
51
posted on
11/11/2005 8:11:18 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(When life hands you lemons... Just shut and eat your damn lemons.)
To: loreldan
Reminds me of that scene in "Daddy's Dying, Who'se Got The Will" where that 'healthy' gal is pushing the car that won't start while her husband steers.
52
posted on
11/11/2005 8:12:35 AM PST
by
texas_mrs
(The left are the enablers of terrorists.)
To: Proud 2BeTexan
He's a trooper. My wife often awakens me in the middle of the night to ask me what time it is...the clock radio is on my nightstand, she can't read it without putting her glasses on, so rather than going to all that trouble, she pokes me.
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posted on
11/11/2005 8:13:14 AM PST
by
astounded
(We don't need no stinkin' rules of engagement...)
To: sittnick
Andy Capp - one of my early heroes and role models...
54
posted on
11/11/2005 8:14:03 AM PST
by
astounded
(We don't need no stinkin' rules of engagement...)
To: loreldan
My late wife probably would have done it although it would have been a coke, but she would have reminded me that she had done it a few times later.
55
posted on
11/11/2005 8:17:08 AM PST
by
yarddog
To: MadIvan
You men in the U.K. must be doing something right!
56
posted on
11/11/2005 8:17:54 AM PST
by
loreldan
(Lincoln, Reagan, & G. W. Bush - the cure for Democrat lunacy.)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Proving once again, that beer is involved in all the best things in life....Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Ben Franklin
57
posted on
11/11/2005 8:20:05 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Red power, red power)
To: yarddog
My wife doesn't like me to watch too much TV - especially sports. So earlier this year I started a "Take Back My Rights Campaign". I started watching TV when I wanted to, sitting in my comfy chair, etc. After about a week of that I finally noticed we had had leftovers every night for a week. I brought my 'campaign' to a close.
58
posted on
11/11/2005 8:21:38 AM PST
by
loreldan
(Lincoln, Reagan, & G. W. Bush - the cure for Democrat lunacy.)
To: martin_fierro
Don't be too hard on her, parallel parking is difficult.
To: JamesP81
I like you. I have a lovely niece in med school......
: )
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posted on
11/11/2005 8:22:33 AM PST
by
Politicalmom
(Must I use a sarcasm tag?)
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