Luckiest Guy in the World [Wife, fetch me a beer alert!]

Daily Record ^ | November 11, 2005 | Christina Stokes

[loreldan]

He must be more of an ubersexual than me! My wife would probably only walk half a mile.

[AppyPappy]

My wife would tell me to get it my damn self.

[Caipirabob]

My wife would go, but I'd never ask her.

[mnehring]

My wife would roll her eyes and give me 'the look'..

[MaryFromMichigan]

I hope she takes some of that money and buys a clue! LOL!

[Sgt_Schultze]

..."I was leaping round the living room but I was careful not to spill the beer she'd gone to all that trouble for."

Well, at least he is considerate.

[loreldan]

Well, at least he is considerate. Yep. This guy is my hero for the rest of the day!

[martin_fierro]

If asked to go, Mrs. F would smile sweetly, say, "Yes, dear," walk the mile to the store, commandeer the beer truck there, drive it back home and crash it through the front wall of the house.

(Mrs. F has issues)

[Shalom Israel]

My wife would remind me that I refused to go out for ice cream at 2am when she was pregnant.

[texas booster]

Give her a couple of days.

It'll be "Andrew who??"

[meanie monster]

i am so pissed at my hubby right now i would not pee on him if he was on fire.

[Tempest]

The idiot husband will have wasted the money inside of six months and his poor blessed wife will still be stuck with him going off to trudge more beer...

[Proud 2BeTexan]

My husband still reminds me that he once got up in the middle of the night and brought me a glass of water.

[dsc]

A clue? Here's one. God likes self-sacrifice.

[carlr]

Where does one find a fine woman such as this?

[ExpatCanuck]

He bought Doreen a bottle of vodka to say"thank you", as well as enough lager and alcopops to keep their friends and family happy.

Classy. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that these folks are going to burn through that money in about 12 months, and then wonder what the hell happened.

[kidd]

"Come with winning lotto ticket. Bring beer."

beats

"Come nekkid. Bring beer."

[Eepsy]

You forgot taxes. I give the dosh three months, tops.

[dsc]

"would be afraid not to follow His every word"

As PJ O'Rourke said, you can't cure poverty by giving poor people money.

[ArrogantBustard]

"I was leaping round the living room but I was careful not to spill the beer she'd gone to all that trouble for."

Folks, this is true love.