[PJammers]

Where on GOD's green earth did you come up with that one?

Wal-Mart haters are truly amazing!

Geesh.

[SamAdams76]

Yeah, that's the ticket. I was walking into a Wal-Mart the other day and they had this huge banner across the front of the store saying "We hate Christians and we want them all to die." When I got in the store, the greeter was dressed up like Alice Cooper and he handed me a pentagram. Yeah, that's the ticket. A pentagram.

Inside the store, they were playing this spooky Goth music and I heard all kind of howling and screeches and screams. It was also very dark. I was in there to get some Christmas lights but there wasn't anything at all to do with Christmas in there. Well they did have a sign that said "We don't do Christmas here. We hate Christamas...Christmas sux."

All the other shoppers were witches and goblins and other sorts of freaks. They kept looking at me like I had nine heads. Then I saw somebody that looked like Hillary Clinton and I ran for my life. I don't think I'm ever going to go back to Wal-Mart again. Yeah, that's the ticket.