[Petronski]

If someone wants to put up the money, I will volunteer to go.

But prior to the meeting, I will eat some curry chicken from the dumpster of a Dominican diner, then a bag of oreos, half a pound of liverwurst, a jar of apple butter and drink two pots of black coffee....with an ipecac chaser.

I hope their carpet isn't white.

[PositiveCogins]

Aw man. Hold off on the ipecac chaser until everyone else has finished eating for the best effect. That would be one sick scene. Would like to see that.