WASHINGTON (AP) President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to draw up a battle plan to liberate France again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 angry teenagers, military experts doubt France's ability to hold out. "If the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace. He warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to retake the country. “We’ve asked for volunteers, but we’re having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time.”
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