I've had the same problem, but most times they on make nonsense out of the post. That though is a wonderful and apropos classic, that deserves immortalizing.
I still giggle just thinking about it.
My neighbor is our chief of police; I think I'll pass it on to him. Think of all the money it could save, if perps would just comply with such an order.
Freud said: "there are no accidents". I think this was truly a Freudian slip on my part -- revealing what was in my subconscious. (Not that I'm a Freudian; but I would pay a lot to hear him expound on Clinton's cigar.)
I sometimes deliberately make up malapropisms in an attempt to be funny (I'm usually the only one that thinks it's funny.) I wish I could claim that this was one of those cases. I'll desist now.